yeah am i the first member to go down with piggy flu?
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swine flu coming
anubisram- best in show
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swine flu coming
sheryl- best in variety
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Re: swine flu coming
Some symptoms Rich to watch out for if you have any of the following call 999
Have you now got a curly tail?
Do you pee with your leg up?
Have you started rolling round in the mud?
Do you trough all the left over food on the plates?
Have you started snorthing?
What colour are you now! If Pink then not good?
Is your head always in a bucket?
Have you taken to sleeping outside in the shed?
If any of these answers is yes then please dont call me call a vet as you have the piggy flu
Have you now got a curly tail?
Do you pee with your leg up?
Have you started rolling round in the mud?
Do you trough all the left over food on the plates?
Have you started snorthing?
What colour are you now! If Pink then not good?
Is your head always in a bucket?
Have you taken to sleeping outside in the shed?
If any of these answers is yes then please dont call me call a vet as you have the piggy flu
anubisram- best in show
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I think we can all sit back and be assured that our great NHS have got this swine flu covered - so no need for us to worry.
My own experience shows something different - Sunday night sudden fever and cough, thought nothing of it, went to work started runny nose the usual , feeling like shite - first port of call for anyone concerned - nhs direct,... gave my symptoms via a series of questions - diagnosis swine flu "please contact by telephone your surgery for your tamiflu prescription"
I contacted my surgery - recorded message "press 1 for swine flu" after a 5 minute blurb "please refer to NHS Direct" end of contact.
So here I am feeling progressively worse, no tamiflu, and no way of seeing a doc as you can't go to the surgery and they won't come to you.
I must say though all this hype about swine flu - its not as bad as they make out - usual flu like symptoms (10 x worse)and severe shortness of breath i.e., it is only 5 yards from my sofa to the pond and I cannot get my breath!
But don't worry as the ALL NEW NATIONAL PANDEMIC FLU HELPLINE AND ONLINE HELP has opened today - we are saved the server collapsed within the first 5 minutes because of demand and is still down
they should rename this JOHNOKOI FLU - after I have just read what I am posting
My own experience shows something different - Sunday night sudden fever and cough, thought nothing of it, went to work started runny nose the usual , feeling like shite - first port of call for anyone concerned - nhs direct,... gave my symptoms via a series of questions - diagnosis swine flu "please contact by telephone your surgery for your tamiflu prescription"
I contacted my surgery - recorded message "press 1 for swine flu" after a 5 minute blurb "please refer to NHS Direct" end of contact.
So here I am feeling progressively worse, no tamiflu, and no way of seeing a doc as you can't go to the surgery and they won't come to you.
I must say though all this hype about swine flu - its not as bad as they make out - usual flu like symptoms (10 x worse)and severe shortness of breath i.e., it is only 5 yards from my sofa to the pond and I cannot get my breath!
But don't worry as the ALL NEW NATIONAL PANDEMIC FLU HELPLINE AND ONLINE HELP has opened today - we are saved the server collapsed within the first 5 minutes because of demand and is still down
they should rename this JOHNOKOI FLU - after I have just read what I am posting
sheryl- best in variety
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Re: swine flu coming
My sister is now on helpline for the swine flu lol so if i get it i will call her at home easier then press 1 crap
lol@johnokoi remark
I hope you feeling well soon
xx
lol@johnokoi remark
I hope you feeling well soon
xx
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