the impossible Wanted......

Doitsu traditional Showa of exceptional quality about 45cm+
Must have potential to be grand Champion at The U.k. national
Sex, not too fussy but Female preferred(no silly answers please guys)
Must have excellent shiroji and the hi and Sumi must no overlap.Hi steps must be evenly spread across Head, Back, body, and Tail sections with the sumi running between the Hi steps.
Face must be cute with beautiful and powerful pattern.
And as in my women must have fantastic body shape....

Finance options must be available....as a fish of this quality would be out of my normal price range.

can anyone help? am quite prepared to swap my mates wife for such a fish.

depends what your mates wife is like

I notice you never offered to trade in you wife there pondy! Whats up you scared of getting a black eye

You have more chance of catching swine flu than finding a doitsu showa to win the national with. So your mates wife is quite safe

If i'd offered my wife i probably wouldnt have even got an old pond filler!!

i did ask my mates wife if she would rather swim around naked in my pond cause that would kinda be a doitsu fish.

hence i'm still looking for the koi and my eye should be open again in a couple of days and the doctors say my nuts should drop out of my backside on their own in a few days

Well that's good to know!

some never change lol